Michael Bay diarrhea
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
