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He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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