I don't think brook has ever known best
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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