Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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