i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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