oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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