can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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