I'm drive I can fine osifer
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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