Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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