I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
