I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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