Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
my poor anus
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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