I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Randomize
