I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
