literally had 100 drinks last night.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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