the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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