she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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