i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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