YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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