I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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