You work out of a Hotel?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
should my penis look like a turkey
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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