You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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