if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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