Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
