did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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