She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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