Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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