school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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