We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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