If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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