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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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