: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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