Porn is love you can see.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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