Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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