let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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