so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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