I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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