I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
They have beer where we have blood.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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