My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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