So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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