Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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