just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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