i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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