Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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