He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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