the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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