No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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