Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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