you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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