i permit you to call me
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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