Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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