I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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