South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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